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Heading Towards the Sink-Erator...'Nooooooo!!'
"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"
Tags:under the radar, washed up, past it, middle age, middle aged, success, successful, achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, fly under the radar, flying under the radar, secret success, secret successes, successful life, successful lives, identity crisis, identity crises, midlife crisis, midlife crises, depressed, depressing, depression, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, worry, worries, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
" 'Nantucket Vice.' "
'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'
"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
Tags:dental care, dental, dentist, dentists, tooth, teeth, toothache, stranded, washed up, island, islands, desert, desert island, medical, medicare, obamacare, ideology, ideological, ideologies, ouch, free, insurance, medical insurance, medicine, medicines, doctor, doctors, health, health and wellbeing, wellbeing, politics, political
School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."
Tags:fortune, fortunes, fifteen minutes of fame, fame, good fortune, good fortunes, unlucky, luck, lucky, luckiness, unluckiness, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, vagrancy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, luck run out, running out of luck, publicity, celebrity, has been, has-been, has-beens, has beens, washed out, washed up, wash out
"Now don't tell me, but you used to be somebody didn't you?"
Tags:celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, washed up, washed-up, b-list, b-lister, b-listers, b list, b lister, b listers, famous face, famous faces, fame, famousness, famous, career, careers, career path, career paths, fan, fans, has been, has beens, has-been, has-beens, familiar face, familiar faces
Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!
"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"
Tags:whale, whales, sperm whale, whaling, whaler, whalers, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, shore, washed up, washed, ashore, sea shore, sea, ocean, oceans, vacation, vacations, accident, accidents, accidental, underwear, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, accident, accidents, crowd, crowds, embarrassed, embarrass, embarrassing, parody, parodies, parodied
'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'
"I Envy you Hayward. I'm a nobody but you're a 'has been'."
A day in the life of a dish sink
"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
A fisherman fishes by a buried submarine.
Jack and the has-been stalk
'I opted for fame instead of riches and ended up with indifference.'
A man in a row boat in a huge bottle washes ashore on an island with a castaway.
'Admittedly Philip Schofield has done well but...what ever happened to Gorden!'
"Oh darling! Do you remember, before we had a dishwashing machine?"
"Yes, there is a guaranteed full refund if your husband is still not doing the dishes in two weeks."
Tags:wife, wives, husband, husbands, circus, circuses, circus supplies, circus act, circus acts, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, housework, dishes, washing up, washed up, washes up, guarantee, guarantees, whip, whips, domestic abuse, lion tamer, lion tamers, whipped, domestic violence, house husband, house husbands, married life, married couple, married couples, battle of the sexes
'Just a couple of years ago, he was best in show.'
'I've talked with my friends and believe me, their husbands help lick the dishes clean, too.'
"No more doing dishes, Mrs. Spongeberg. I'm writing you a prescription for paper plates."
Tags:sponge, sponges, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, clean, cleans, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, housework, household job, household jobs, dish, dishes, washing up, washed up, wash up, sea sponge, sea sponges, ocean sponge, ocean sponges, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, exhaustion, fatigue, fatigued, exhausted, fatigues