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Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'
Tags:food waste, food wastes, washing up, washed up, washes up, chore, chores, kitchen chore, kitchen chores, household chore, household chores, mash potato, pea, peas, mashed potato, plumbing, waste, plumbing, blocked, blockage, blockages, blocked pipe, clog, clogged, plumber, plumbers, waste disposal system, waste disposal systems, garbage disposals, garbage disposer, garbage disposers, food waste disposers, food waste disposer, sink, sinks, mess, messy, wasting food, wasted food, leftover, leftovers
"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"
Tags:under the radar, washed up, past it, middle age, middle aged, success, successful, achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, fly under the radar, flying under the radar, secret success, secret successes, successful life, successful lives, identity crisis, identity crises, midlife crisis, midlife crises, depressed, depressing, depression, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, worry, worries, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
"Don't forget to wash your hands."
Tags:mum, mom, mother, mothers, mums, moms, children, child, wash, washes, washing, wash up, washing up, washed up, clean up, cleaning up, muddy, mud, muddy track, muddy tracks, playing, play, plays, hands, hand, unobservant, unexpected, unexpected, unforeseen, unanticipated, covered in mud, irony, situational irony, parent, parents, parenting, inattentive, attention, attentive, nag, nags, nagging, neat, neat freak, neat freaks, messy, slob, slobs, tracking in mud, cleaning service, cleaning services
"Baby! Come look at this huge brick of drug money the kids found washed up on the beach!"
" 'Nantucket Vice.' "
'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'
"Fish can read?"
Tags:ocean, oceans, beach, beaches, walk, walks, walking, sign, signs, lake, lakes, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, contaminate, contaminated, contamination, keep out, pollution, polluted, pollutant, pollutants, chemical, chemicals, danger, dangerous, sign, signs, warning, warns, warning sign, warning signs, climate change, fish, dead fish, read, reads, reading, silly, idiot, idiots, climate change, poison, poisoned, died, washed up
Man stranded on desert island reads 'beach rules' sign.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, strand, stranding, stranded, stuck, wash up, washed up, alone, beach, beaches, rule, rules, sign, signs, surf, surfs, surfing, no surfing, ban, bans, banned, floating, floatation, device, devices, inflatables, no alcohol, bottle, bottles, message, messages, message in a bottle
Plastic Bottles Desert Island
"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
Tags:dental care, dental, dentist, dentists, tooth, teeth, toothache, stranded, washed up, island, islands, desert, desert island, medical, medicare, obamacare, ideology, ideological, ideologies, ouch, free, insurance, medical insurance, medicine, medicines, doctor, doctors, health, health and wellbeing, wellbeing, politics, political
School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
"By George, do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to teach you how to play golf!"
"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."
Tags:fortune, fortunes, fifteen minutes of fame, fame, good fortune, good fortunes, unlucky, luck, lucky, luckiness, unluckiness, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, vagrancy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, luck run out, running out of luck, publicity, celebrity, has been, has-been, has-beens, has beens, washed out, washed up, wash out
"Now don't tell me, but you used to be somebody didn't you?"
Tags:celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, washed up, washed-up, b-list, b-lister, b-listers, b list, b lister, b listers, famous face, famous faces, fame, famousness, famous, career, careers, career path, career paths, fan, fans, has been, has beens, has-been, has-beens, familiar face, familiar faces
"The body's been in the water for a long time."
Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, the seaside, ocean, oceans, trip, trips, tourist, toursits, tourism, beach day, beach days, litter, litters, littering, littered, discard, discarding, discarded, hat, hats, belonging, belongings, food packaging, beach ball, beach balls, washed up, washing up, lost property, distinguish, distinguishing, arrow, arrows, sign, signs, unobvious, trash, pile, piles, piling
Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!
"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"
Tags:whale, whales, sperm whale, whaling, whaler, whalers, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, shore, washed up, washed, ashore, sea shore, sea, ocean, oceans, vacation, vacations, accident, accidents, accidental, underwear, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, accident, accidents, crowd, crowds, embarrassed, embarrass, embarrassing, parody, parodies, parodied
'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'
"I Envy you Hayward. I'm a nobody but you're a 'has been'."
A day in the life of a dish sink
"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
A fisherman fishes by a buried submarine.
"How long has it been now, Mary, since I've been off the charts?"
Tags:banjo, banjos, washed up, washed-up, musician, musicians, chart, charts, music chart, music charts, pop star, pop stars, pop chart, pop charts, number one, radio, popular music, unpopular, retired, retirement, retirements, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, banjo player, banjo players, glory days, reminisce, reminiscing, happy memories, happy memory, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment chart, entertainment charts