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Wild Window Washers
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:health and safety, hygiene, hygienic, dirt, dirts, dirtied, unclean, clean, cleans, hand, hands, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, wash, washes, washed, washing, washer, washers, grubby, grimy, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'
'See? You get to have a shower in spite of that old body cast!'
'And here there is only one sock left.'
'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.
Rosa Parks doing her laundry.
The Return Of The Minipants
Tags:fashion, fashions, men's fashion, men's, mens, mens fashion, mens clothes, mens clothing, shrink, shrunk, shrank, shrunk in the wash, washer, wash, washing, modern, modern fashion, modern life, mini pants, minipants, lederhosen, hosen, silly, mini-pants, three quarter lengths, 3/4 length, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, vintage fashion, vintage, business wear, business casual, business dress
'My tux is at the cleaners.'
'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'
Peer Pressure Washer.
Tags:peer pressure, peer pressures, peer pressuring, peer, peers, pressuring, pressure, pressures, pressured, cool, coolness, fad, fads, wash, washes, washing, washer, washers, pressure washer, pressure washers, pressure wash, pressure washes, influences, influencing, washer, influence, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers
Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'
'Press this button and you can watch the food cook in HD!'
"I like the convenience of high tech appliances, but the washer's texts during the spin cycle are unreadable."
Tags:text, texts, texting, cell phones, cell phone, phones, phone, mobile phones, mobile phone, communication, communicate, smartphones, technology, washers, washer, appliance, appliances, high tech, smart appliance, smart appliances, modern life, modern times, modern technology, unnecessary, unnecessary complication, unnecessary complications, high tech, high-tech
'I got you the huge warehouse size detergent. I know it's heavy, but just wake me up and I'll pour it in the washer for you.' 'My man. So big, so strong, so helpful.'
'I wish our washer and dryer were on the first floor. . . It'd be more convenient.'
"No need to brush your teeth, Grandpa. I put them in the washer with my clothes."
Tags:denture, dentures, false teeth, false tooth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, kid, kids, grandpa, grandpas, grandparent, grandparents, grandkid, grandkids, grandchild, grandchildren, grandson, grandsons, granddad, granddads, grandfather, grandfathers, washer, washers, washing machine, dentist, dentists, dentistry, dental surgeon, dental surgeons
'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'
'Hey, Martin! Got another shirt here. Can you have it done by noon?'
Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).
Tags:sweet, sour, sourness, lemon, lemons, washer, washers, dryers, laundry day, detergents, fabric softeners, fabric softeners, washing powder, washing powders, washing machine, washing machines, tastebud, taste bud, tastebuds, taste buds, dryer, laundry, soap, detergent, fabric, softener, pucker, front, load, clean, clothes, chore, chores, housework
Rhonda would somehow always manage to enlarge her clothes when doing laundry.
"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."
'You're three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'