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Wild Window Washers
'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:health and safety, hygiene, hygienic, dirt, dirts, dirtied, unclean, clean, cleans, hand, hands, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, wash, washes, washed, washing, washer, washers, grubby, grimy, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'See? You get to have a shower in spite of that old body cast!'
'And here there is only one sock left.'
Rosa Parks doing her laundry.
'My tux is at the cleaners.'
'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'
Peer Pressure Washer.
Tags:peer pressure, peer pressures, peer pressuring, peer, peers, pressuring, pressure, pressures, pressured, cool, coolness, fad, fads, wash, washes, washing, washer, washers, pressure washer, pressure washers, pressure wash, pressure washes, influences, influencing, washer, influence, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers
"I like the convenience of high tech appliances, but the washer's texts during the spin cycle are unreadable."
Tags:text, texts, texting, cell phones, cell phone, phones, phone, mobile phones, mobile phone, communication, communicate, smartphones, technology, washers, washer, appliance, appliances, high tech, smart appliance, smart appliances, modern life, modern times, modern technology, unnecessary, unnecessary complication, unnecessary complications, high tech, high-tech
'I got you the huge warehouse size detergent. I know it's heavy, but just wake me up and I'll pour it in the washer for you.' 'My man. So big, so strong, so helpful.'
'I wish our washer and dryer were on the first floor. . . It'd be more convenient.'
"No need to brush your teeth, Grandpa. I put them in the washer with my clothes."
Tags:denture, dentures, false teeth, false tooth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, kid, kids, grandpa, grandpas, grandparent, grandparents, grandkid, grandkids, grandchild, grandchildren, grandson, grandsons, granddad, granddads, grandfather, grandfathers, washer, washers, washing machine, dentist, dentists, dentistry, dental surgeon, dental surgeons
'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'
'Hey, Martin! Got another shirt here. Can you have it done by noon?'
Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).
Tags:sweet, sour, sourness, lemon, lemons, washer, washers, dryers, laundry day, detergents, fabric softeners, fabric softeners, washing powder, washing powders, washing machine, washing machines, tastebud, taste bud, tastebuds, taste buds, dryer, laundry, soap, detergent, fabric, softener, pucker, front, load, clean, clothes, chore, chores, housework
Rhonda would somehow always manage to enlarge her clothes when doing laundry.
"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."
'You're three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'
'Mom! There you are! Can you do my laundry?'
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, wash, washes, washing, washer, washers, laundry, laundries, clothe, clothes, rescue, rescues, rescued, survive, survives, survived, survivor, survivors, isolate, isolates, isolated, isolation, stranded, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:oxy, ox, oxen, clean, cleaning, cleans, cleaned, cleaner, cleaners, wash, washing, washed, washes, washer, washers, cow, cows, bull, bulls, cattle, livestock, care, caring, animal care, carer, carers, cared, cares, brush, brushing, brushes, brushed, brusher, brushers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys