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Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'
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"Baby! Come look at this huge brick of drug money the kids found washed up on the beach!"
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
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'Have you washed your hands?'
It's your night to do the dishes.'
"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'
"It's only fair to warn you, I've joined the Union Of Dishwashers."
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"Yes, there is a guaranteed full refund if your husband is still not doing the dishes in two weeks."
Tags:wife, wives, husband, husbands, circus, circuses, circus supplies, circus act, circus acts, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, housework, dishes, washing up, washed up, washes up, guarantee, guarantees, whip, whips, domestic abuse, lion tamer, lion tamers, whipped, domestic violence, house husband, house husbands, married life, married couple, married couples
'I've talked with my friends and believe me, their husbands help lick the dishes clean, too.'
'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'
'If you are so tired, why don't you do the dishes in bed?'
'Oh my word...worth a try before I start running the hot water.'
'Don't you love doing our dishes the organic way, leaving them in the sink and letting live sponges eat the food off of them?'
'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'
Doing the washing up.
'Have you done the washing up'
'The ideal number of children per family is two.'
'The drains are clogged again,'
'You don't have to do the dishes today. . . it's your birthday. . . leave them for tomorrow.'
'We'll have to eat out tonight - I washed the dishes today, and I can't do a thing with them.'
'Remember, it's still your turn to do the dishes.'
"I guess Gracie isn't happy with her allowance."
"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."
"It's my turn to do the dishes, but I'm going to the mall. If you do them for me, I'll owe you a big favor."
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