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Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'
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food waste, food wastes, washing up, washed up, washes up, chore, chores, kitchen chore, kitchen chores, household chore, household chores, mash potato, pea, peas, mashed potato, plumbing, waste, plumbing, blocked, blockage, blockages, blocked pipe, clog, clogged, plumber, plumbers, waste disposal system, waste disposal systems, garbage disposals, garbage disposer, garbage disposers, food waste disposers, food waste disposer, sink, sinks, mess, messy, wasting food, wasted food, leftover, leftovers"Baby! Come look at this huge brick of drug money the kids found washed up on the beach!"
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
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gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks'Have you washed your hands?'
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hygiene, hygienic, cleanliness, clean, cleans, cleaning, wash, washes, washing, washed, wash up, washes up, washing up, unhygienic, hand wash, hand washes, hand washing, dirt, dirtiness, cleaned, kid, kids, dirty hand, dirty handsIt's your night to do the dishes.'
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married life, marriage, marriages, chore, chores, dishes, dish, household chore, household chores, washing up, wash up, washes up, coma, comas, hospital, hospitals, wives, wife, husband, husbands, marital spat, marital spats, married life, patient, patients, illness, illnesses"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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formaldehyde, jar, jars, empty jar, empty jars, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, lazy, laziness, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishes, doing the dishes, milk, milk container, milk carton, milk cartons, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, scientist, scientists, mad scientist, mad scientists, beaker, beakers, frustration, frustrations, roommate, roommates, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films"It's only fair to warn you, I've joined the Union Of Dishwashers."
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strike, strikes, striking, dishwasher, dishwashers, washing dishes, wash dishes, washing dishes, washing up, wash up, washes up, husband, husbands, man, union, unions, labor union, labor unions, labour unions, labour union, labour unions, protest, protests, protesting, chore, chores, household chore, household chores"Yes, there is a guaranteed full refund if your husband is still not doing the dishes in two weeks."
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wife, wives, husband, husbands, circus, circuses, circus supplies, circus act, circus acts, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, housework, dishes, washing up, washed up, washes up, guarantee, guarantees, whip, whips, domestic abuse, lion tamer, lion tamers, whipped, domestic violence, house husband, house husbands, married life, married couple, married couples'I've talked with my friends and believe me, their husbands help lick the dishes clean, too.'
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household chore, household chores, housework, housewife, housewives, washing up, washed up, washes up, kitchen job, kitchen jobs, domestic, domestics, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dish, dishes, drying up, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, lazy, laziness'Don't you love doing our dishes the organic way, leaving them in the sink and letting live sponges eat the food off of them?'
'The drains are clogged again,'
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crockery, crockeries, drain, drains, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, mistake, mistakes, clogged, clog, clogs, clogging, paper plate, paper plates, washing up, washed up, washes up, chore, chores, dishes, dish, household, households, serves you right, blockage, blockages, justice'You don't have to do the dishes today. . . it's your birthday. . . leave them for tomorrow.'
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household, households, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, birthday, birthdays, washing up, washed up, wash up, washes up, kitchen, kitchens, dish, dishes, kitchen duty, childhood, child, kid, kids, cleaning up, clean, cleans, cleaning, family life'We'll have to eat out tonight - I washed the dishes today, and I can't do a thing with them.'
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kitchen, kitchens, dish, dishes, eating out, eat out, eats out, wife, wives, husband, husbands, chore, chores, married life, married lives, bad hair day, bad hair days, eat-out, eats-out, eating-out, washing up, washed up, wash up, washes up, chore, chores, housewife"It's my turn to do the dishes, but I'm going to the mall. If you do them for me, I'll owe you a big favor."
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baldo, favor, favors, favour, favours, chore, chores, dishes, do the dishes, doing the dishes, washing up, wash up, washes up, pawn off, pawns off, pawning off, mall, malls, meeting friends, meet friends, go to the mall, going to the mall, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, refusals, big favor, big favors, say no, saying no