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'The directions said to use two capfuls.'
White Suprematic Washing Powder
"Thanks very much for helping with the laundry, sweetheart, but I said a capful of detergent, not a cupful!"
'Do you realize that this is the sixth 'new and improved version' of our detergent and now we're back to our original formulation?'
Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).
"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."
"Mum how do you wash your tongue?"
'A lot of detergents down here - everything tastes funny, but we've never been cleaner.'
'If I were to offer you two packs of this unknown washing powder or this cyanide capsule...'
'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'
'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'
'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'
'Dang. I bet that stains.'
'If, for any reason, you are dissatisfied with Bryte soap flakes, send the unused portion back to us, because, frankly, we hate to see any of it go to waste.'
Man washing his computer with 'Surf Net'.
'How was I supposed to know that men aren't machine washable?'
In the laundrette - woman pouring in 'Desperate Housewives' detergent, while man is using 'The Apprentice' detergent.
'It certainly does wash whiter - that was a red shirt !'
Chairman, Wiz Washing Powders - When he saw the sales figures he went white.
"How do you get your white's so white?"
Washday in a small republic
"How do I get this cross hatching out?"
Dr Templeton liked his coat very well starched
"I think I may have used a little too much soap powder."