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"I couldn't sleep."
"It's a special birthday, hon. I got your car washed."
'Well, when I've tried everything and it still hasn't rained, I wash the car.'
'I've finished washing you car Dad. Just be careful when you open the doors, okay?'
"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?"
'Yes, I did agree that doing things together would bring us closer, but I didn't think you meant washing and waxing your car and bike.'
'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'
'Remember, Son, the value of your pocket money can go down as well as up.'
'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'
Great Mysteries explained: how ants know when it's going to rain. ANT: I just washed the car, so you'd better take this umbrella.
'You wash and I'll dry.'