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'I'm not sure if I'm an optimist or a pessimist. . . I see the glass half-clean.'
"Home office, O.K. Office home, not O.K."
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Heading Towards the Sink-Erator...'Nooooooo!!'
The others in the office send a poignant message to Frank to stop leaving dirty dishes in the break room.
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"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
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"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."
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"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"
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'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
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'Have you washed your hands?'
'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'
"I'm letting him soak."
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"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."
It's your night to do the dishes.'
"Mummy why are your hands so soft?"
"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
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"We have raccoons."
"You spoil that child!"
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'It's Mother's Day! Leave all this for tomorrow...'
That's what I call a well trained dog!!
"If the jury needs another day, they're using paper plates tomorrow."
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'Whadd'ya mean my bowl's in the dishwasher?!'
Family working together
"My dishwasher is broken. My husband sprained his wrist."
'If you finish your chores, then you can play with the computer.'