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"Upstairs is throwing capital gains taxes out the window."
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
"And this is where we adjust the interest rate."
"We've decided to change your punishment -- from now on, you will purchase a lotter ticket every week, only to have your hopes come crashing down each time you inevitably lose."
"Are we all consultants here? Does anyone actually work here?"
"Did you make a wish?"
"This is a big day! With this paycheck, I've earned more than $2,000! Of course, I've wildly blown about $1,900 of it on junk."
"Sergio, I've finally outgrown Monday-night bingo."
"Baldo, now I'm worried. You've been working and working...and you still don't have much money saved up."
"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"
'Hi, this is your congressional representative. To find out why I want to tax you even more, press one. To find out why I like to waste your money, press two...'
"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."
"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"
"It's the tough decisions I hate...do I buy the steak or put the money towards the kids' college fund?"