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'So, it's taken you six months to finally finish the report on our financial crisis and your solution is: 'We need to make more money'.'
"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, insect, insects, phone, phones, support, support line, helpline, tech support, on hold, put on hold, life span, life spans, short life span, waste of time, wasting time, wait, waiting, awaiting, invaluable, hurrying, hurry, hurries, rush, rushes, rushing, impatient, impatience
"Before you connect any more dots, you should know that all the dots have been repurposed."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, connect the dots, connecting the dots, join the dots, joining the dots, repurposed, repurposing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bureaucracy, waste of time, wasting time, bad manager, bad managers, badly managed, bad managements, underappreciated, out of the loop, bad communication, reinventing, reinvention
"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."
Tags:police report, police reports, complaint, complain, complains, complaining, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, patrol, patrols, patrolling, bother, bothers, bothering, petty, pettiness, officer, officers, patrol officer, patrol officers, local police, police department, police departments, waste of time, wastes of time
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
Tags:lollapalooza, board, boards, board meeting, board room, director, directors, board of governors, governing, govern, governs, meeting, meetings, business meeting, corporate, corporation, corporations, office life, offices, office meeting, executive, exec, execs, executive meeting, working, worker, working life, office drone, office drones, conference, conferences, bored, boring, bores, bore, modern world, modern life, waste, wasting, wasting time, waste of time
"Look, don't bother appealing to my conscience - I've filed for moral bankruptcy."
"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"
"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"
Tags:cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, lazy cat, lazy cats, existential crisis, new perspective, new perspectives, regret, regrets, wasting time, waste of time, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, mid year, mid-year, july, summer
"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
Tags:cheerful, cheerfulness, money, money can't buy happiness, buy happiness, buying happiness, life of privilege, genetic, gene, genes, disposition, dispositions, demeanor, deameanour, happy, happiness, arrogant, arrogance, rich, rich person, rich people, elite, elites, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, first world problem, first world problems, earn, earns, earning money, mansion, mansions, waste of time, wastes of time, wasted life, wasted lives
"When is your husband due back from Seoul?"
Tags:cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness, low key, low-keys, waste of time, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, getting old, getting older, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, expectation reality
"Nobody's perfect? You call that a defense?"
Tags:court, courtroom, courtrooms, court of law, law court, law courts, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense, defence, defense attorney, barrister, barristers, defendant, strategy, strategies, defense strategy, defence strategy, useless, hopeless, nobodys perfect, nobody's perfect, pointless, unprofessional, improper, unethical, lost cause, waste of time, guilty, incompetent, incompetence
"How can I enjoy myself... none of this time is billable."
Tags:beach, beaches, sand, seaside, seasides, relax, relaxes, relaxing, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, enjoy, enjoys, enjoying, billable, billable hour, billable hours, workaholic, workaholics, money, earn, earns, earner, earners, earning, earnings, time, wasting time, waste of time, pointless, income
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, golf ball, golf balls, time wasting, time waster, time wasters, waste of time, lazy, laziness, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, take advantage, taking advantage, putt, putting, office golf
"What I feel I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobs, problem, problems, solution, solutions, if it isn't broke, waste of time, wasting time, pointless job, pointless jobs, pointless career, pointless careers, job description, job descriptions, job title, job titles, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, conceit, conceited, self respect, self-respect
Tags:artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, artist, artists, painter, painters, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, creative process, the creative process, trial and error, experiment, experimentation, experimenting, waste of time, time wasting, restart, restarting, abstract art, aiming high, aiming for perfection
"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
Tags:accountant, accountants, boring job, boring jobs, boring life, boring lives, wasted life, fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, career, careers, accounting, accounting job, accounting jobs, multiple lives, con, cons, con artist, con artists, trick, tricked, trickery, waste of time, let-down, let-downs, let down, let downs, disappoint, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments
"After months of partisan bickering, Congress has finally agreed to put a Slinky on an escalator and see if it goes forever."
"Do you mean am I busy busy?"
Tags:doodle, doodling, time wasting, time waster, time wasters, waste of time, busy, busyness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lie, lying, liar, liars, excuse, excuses, making excuses, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, drawing in condensation, condensation
'We've got the statistical analysis back...93% of the people who returned the survey thought it was 100% waste of time.'
DMV - Enter Here
Tags:dmv, drive, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, travel, travelling, license, lisence, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, automobile, automobiles, law, laws, regulations, regulation, regulatory, up to code, vehicle, vehicles, time, waste, wasting, waste of time, time wasting, time waster, difficult, modern world, modern life
"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., politics, government, governments, convention, conventions, political, president, presidents, presidential, election, elections, candidate, candidates, political party, political parties, democratic national convention, democratic party, democrat, democrats, republican national convention, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, nomination, nominations, nominating, future, delegate, delegates, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, primary, primaries, waste of time, wasting time, media, fairness, fair
"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."
"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."
Tags:game show, game shows, answer, answers, quiz, quizzes, quiz show, quiz shows, tv show, tv shows, spoiler, spoilers, spoiling, question, questions, triva question, trivia questions, trivia, crunch time, short on time, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, host, hosts, hosting, pointless, pointlessness, waste of time, wastes of time