Waste Of Time Cartoons and Comics

'So, it's taken you six months to finally finish the report on our financial crisis and your solution is: 'We need to make more money'.'

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"Before you connect any more dots, you should know that all the dots have been repurposed."

"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."

"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Look, don't bother appealing to my conscience - I've filed for moral bankruptcy."

"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"When is your husband due back from Seoul?"

Mousehole TV

"Nobody's perfect? You call that a defense?"

"How can I enjoy myself... none of this time is billable."

"Wider."

"What I feel I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."

Abstract Art

"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."

"After months of partisan bickering, Congress has finally agreed to put a Slinky on an escalator and see if it goes forever."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'We've got the statistical analysis back...93% of the people who returned the survey thought it was 100% waste of time.'

DMV - Enter Here

"In the interest of fairness to the Democrats, I'm not going to waste my time on their convention either."

"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."