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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
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"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
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"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
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Odds-on favourite computer program in the paperless office of the future.
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'How did you waste time before the internet?'
Will dick around on the internet all day for food.
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"Unless it's LeBron James, I don't want to see anybody right now."
Getting in step with the global slowdown.
'Don't waste time on the dry foods, gang - head straight for that banana cream pie!'
"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."
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"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."
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"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
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The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'
"Baldo, you waste so much time. There's a big world out there, so many people to meet, so many places to see, so many things to experience."
"It's 5 o'clock already! Where did the day go?"
"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"
"Baldo, stop wasting away your time! You should be planning for the future!"
"Dad, this is totally the most important conversation ever!"
"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."
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'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'
"When I was your age, I didn't waste time staring at a computer."
"So you're spending this glorious summer in front of the TV, letting your brain turn to mush?"
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"What should we do today?"
"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."