Wasted Cartoons and Comics

Cutting corners can cost money.

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"

"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"

Career Progression Ladder

It was the bottom of the fifth, and the bases were loaded.

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'How did you waste time before the internet?'

"Well, that was another wasted meeting. J.B. should be called the chairman of the bored!"

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Urban Compost Heap.

"Come on...Let me take you home. you're in no condition to crawl."

"From now on, don't bring any newspapers with my breakfast!"

"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."

"It cost $699. But when you factor in the time wasted sitting in front of it, well, the real cost is enormous."

"And your third wish?"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'

"I never thought I'd see the day, they're taking our suggestions seriously at last!"

"High Priest"