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"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
"It was an incredible journey, but a crappy life."
"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
"Since, as you say, Geoffrey, you're only passing this way once, it seems a shame to be such a pompous ass."
"From 3 a. m. to four-thirty, I have you wondering if everything in your life has been a mistake."
"He's about to dictate his last letter to the Times."
He Watched Sports
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
"Can you describe these countless wasted hours that ultimately make up the bulk of your life?"
"Last week, I think I had a near-life experience."
'I see you will waste your entire life on video games. And yes, you will eventually unlock the game's secret level.'
Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda, Buddha.
'That means you, fella!'
"What do you mean, I wasted my life? Have you SEEN my abs?"