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"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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"From 3 a. m. to four-thirty, I have you wondering if everything in your life has been a mistake."
Tags:repent, repenting, repentance, repentant, unrepentant, doomsayer, doomsayers, preacher, preachers, doomsday, doomsdays, scaremonger, scaremongering, doom merchant, doom merchant, irreverent, irreverence, self deception, self-deception, misunderstand, misunderstood, misunderstanding, futile, futility, waste of time, wasted time, wasting time, modern attitudes, deluded
"I packed all your stuff."
"I thought there would be extra compensation for the coffee breaks I missed during my vacation."
Tags:breaks, break time, coffee break, coffee breaks, time-wasting, time wasting, vacations, holidays, wasting time, wasted time, time off, vacation, holiday, holiday pay, office, offices, coffee, compensation, compensate, hr, human resource, payroll, bonus, bonuses, payrolls, compensation scheme, compensation schemes
'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'
'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'
"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"
'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'
Little girl dissappointed that hopscotch isn't olympic sport
'How come people in soap opera never waste their time watching soap operas?'
Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!
'You're spending too much time in the water cooler.'
'Do you think I would even be here if my client were guilty?'
'Shouldn't you two be out looking for jobs?'
'Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much time throwing batteries at seagulls?'
'These mergers are getting out of hand -- I just wasted the last six months trying to sue myself!'
'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'
"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."
Tags:covid-19, covid 19, covid, corona, coronavirus, pandemic, shutdown, coronavirus, lockdown, lockdowns, stay at home, shelter in place, house arrest, lockdown, social, beard, beards, lockdown hairstyle, lockdown hair, lockdown hairstyles, cocktail party, cocktail parties, catty comment, achievement, achievements, wasting time, wasted time
Tempus fugit (Time flees)
"So what are you going to do with all this time you've saved?"
"Let's see now, Harrison - how long have you been with us?"
"He spent all those years accumulating common sense, only to find there's not much call for it these days."