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"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
"From 3 a. m. to four-thirty, I have you wondering if everything in your life has been a mistake."
"I thought there would be extra compensation for the coffee breaks I missed during my vacation."
'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'
'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'
"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"
'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'
Little girl dissappointed that hopscotch isn't olympic sport
'How come people in soap opera never waste their time watching soap operas?'
Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!
'You're spending too much time in the water cooler.'
'Do you think I would even be here if my client were guilty?'
'Shouldn't you two be out looking for jobs?'
'Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much time throwing batteries at seagulls?'
'These mergers are getting out of hand -- I just wasted the last six months trying to sue myself!'
'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'
Tempus fugit (Time flees)
"Let's see now, Harrison - how long have you been with us?"