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'These are excellent solutions you've come up with, I'd hate to waste them on our current trivial problems.'
"This is Doctor Bagshaw, discoverer of the infinitely expanding research grant."
'He's been feeding money into that thing all day.'
"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"
Tags:leadership, collapse, collapses, collapsing, firm, firms, meeting, meetings, emergency meeting, emergency meetings, office meeting, office meetings, file, files, filing, unnecessary meeting, unnecessary meetings, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time, bankrupt, bankruptcy, wasteful, wastefulness
"I brought lunch from home today. Would you toss it for me?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, lunch time, lunch times, lunchtime, lunchtimes, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, packed lunch, packed lunches, waste, wasting, wasteful, wastefulness, bag-lunch, bag-lunches, privilege, privileged, wealth, wealthy, wealthy person, wealthy people, rich person, rich people, wealth gap, wealth divide, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers
"That beer is cold enough, Henderson! You don't have to let it run."
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'
US energy consumption.
Tags:conservation, us energy, energy consumption, us energy consumption, energy strategy, wasted energy, energy waste, us waste, climate, climates, climate change, climate changes, changing climate, icecap, icecaps, ice-cap, ice-caps, melting ice caps, melting ice-caps, wasteful, wastefulness, american, americans, united states, pig, pigs
'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'
"That's one small step for man and one giant heap left behind."
"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."
Abandoned Christmas Trees
Tags:christmas, holiday, holidays, christmas time, christmas tree, christmas trees, pet, pets, abandoned, abandonment, abandon, animal abandonment, seasonal, festivities, festive, gift, gifts, gifting, seasonality, commitment, owner, owners, wastefulness, wasteful, not just for christmas, a dog is for life
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!"
Tags:closing argument, closing arguments, defence argument, defence arguments, defense argument, defense arguments, jury, juries, juror, jurors, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, justice, justice system, legal system, legal systems, law school, law schools, law student, law students, tuition fee, tuition fees, waste, wasteful, wastefulness
"Oh, right - like I'm the problem."
Cull people who waste leftover food.
Over-packaged fruit and vegetables
"What - no alcohol, no women, no swearing? I want you to say 950 prayers as punishment for wasting your life!"
They say you can't take it with you... so I spent it on this.
'I bought this useless and overexpensive crap to remind me never to waste money for useless and overexpensive crap.'
The Way of All Duck Sauce
"So they've finally run out of garbage space down there."
"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"
Tags:gamble, gamblers, lottery, lotteries, lottery win, lottery wins, lottery winner, lottery winners, lottery winning, lottery winnings, gambler, gambles, gambling problem, gambling addictions, gambling addict, gambling addicts, waste, wastefulness, family finance, family finances, jackpot, jackpots