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'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'
"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."
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Unlike responsible marsupials, Sheila didn't give a darn about the environment,
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"I'll be passing my tape measure over your buttocks, then coming up the inside of your leg. Is that O.K.?"
"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"
'I collect a different type of oil painting.'
"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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"Acting responsibly is below my pay grade."
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"In order to save time and money on coffee and bathroom breaks, I've streamlined the process..."
Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment
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'How did you waste time before the internet?'
"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
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Urban Compost Heap.
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'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'
"Conserving water is a huge issue that we all need to address! If anyone calls tell them I'll be back in 30 minutes after my shower."
'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'
"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."
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'Give me your tired, your poor, your toxic wastes...'
His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.
'Well, treat it again!'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
No toxic waste in my backyard!