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"I know we didn't accomplish anything, but that's what meetings are for."
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"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."
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"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
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'We've got the statistical analysis back...93% of the people who returned the survey thought it was 100% waste of time.'
"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."
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"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
Tags:leg, legs, shave, shaves, gams, attractive, attractiveness, attraction, attractions, go out, goes out, going out, pretty, feel pretty, feels pretty, feeling pretty, gorgeous, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time, groom, grooms, grooming, personal grooming, grooming habit, grooming habits
Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone
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"Great, you finally complied with our clean desk policy! So what all were you able to get done today?!"
"We have to stick around - the fire guy's coming between twelve and two."
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"If we are to save the firm from collapse then we need leadership...perhaps we should start by convening a group to have a little think about the colour of the files we'll be using?"
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"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."
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The top four worst-selling apps.
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
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Stock Market: Please insert money HERE!
Tags:stock, stocks, share, shares, bond, bonds, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stock exchange, stock exchanges, stock broker, stock brokers, stock market crash, stock market crashes, crash, crashes, crashed, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time
"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"
"Whew! I've had a rough day! I've been on the computer for 8 hours straight!"
"Dad, this is totally the most important conversation ever!"
"Sometimes I worry about getting old."
"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."
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"What if this all isn't worth it? What if studying and reading is a big waste of time in this adventure we call life?"
Tags:baldo, crisis, existential crisis, existential crises, waste of time, wastes of time, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, philosophy student, philosophy students, existential question, existential questions, philosophical questions, philosophical question
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
"Baldo, you spend too much time reading! Baldo, you spend too much time outside! Baldo, you spend too much time with your family!"
"You can learn a lot from TV. Like most of it is a huge waste of time."
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'I used to read THAT-waste of time!'
"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"