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A couple decides what to watch.
Tags:reality tv, reality television, scripted series, reality show, reality shows, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, indecision, indecisive, binge, binges, bingeing, binging, binge watch, binge watches, marathon, marathons, marathoning, watch tv, watches tv, watching tv, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, guilt
"Exactly what form of live entertainment did you have in mind?"
Tunnel of TV
Tags:tunnel of love, modern life, modern times, carnival, carnival ride, carnival rides, watch tv, watches tv, watching tv, modern update, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge, binges, bingeing, theme park, theme parks, theme park ride, theme park ride, tie-in, tie-ins, movie tie-in, movie tie-ins, amusement park, amusement parks
The Farm-To-Sofa Movement
"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."
Tags:clone, clones, child, children, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, sexual harassment, cloning, human clone, human clones, roseanne, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, bad example, bad examples, watch tv, watching tv, rule, rules, compromise, compromises, compromising, taste, tastes, generation gap, generation gaps
'Hey! Who left the television off?'
Tags:recliner, recliners, reclining chair, reclining chairs, lazy, laziness, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, reclining chair, reclining chairs, couch potato, couch potatoes, consumer, consumers, conumerist, consumerism, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, watch tv, watching tv, watch television, watching television
Please stay tuned. The world has temporarily gone insane.
The Night of the Living Dead.
Tags:marriage, marriages, zombie, zombies, zombie movie, zombie movies, zombie film, zombie films, living dead, watch tv, watches tv, watching tv, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, middle age, middle aged, nonexistent, routine, routines, evening routine, evening routines, bored, boring, old married couple, old married couples, age, ages, ageing, aging
Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
Tags:applachian trail, path of least resistance, lazy, laziness, hike, hiker, hikers, hiking, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, lazy, laziness, couch potato, couch potatoes, appalachians, mountain range, mountain ranges, watch tv, watching tv, watching television, passive, passivity, sit, sits, sitting, sit around, sits around, sitting around, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination
"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."
Tags:skybox, skyboxes, chair, chairs, easy chair, easy chairs, recliner, recliners, reclining, dad chair, dad chairs, father, fathers, dad, dads, priority, priorities, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, relaxation, relaxing, seat, seats, seating, watch tv, watches tv, watching tv, watch television, watches television, watching television, furniture, furniture store, furniture stores
"You really miss her, don't you, Lou?"
Tags:miss, misses, issing, nag, nags, nagging, wife, wives, dead, widower, widowers, lonely, loneliness, depressed, depression, grieve, grieves, grieving, feet on the table, bad habit, bad habits, habit, habits, argue, argues, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, watch tv, watches tv, watching tv
On Line At The Fountain Of Adulthood
Tags:adults, fantasy, fantasies, childhood, child, kid, kids, idea of adulthood, ideas of adulthood, grow up, grows up, growing up, grown up, grown-ups, unrealistic, imagine, imagines, imagining, imagination, fast car, fast cars, chocolate cake, dessert, desserts, good life, good lives, living the good life, watch tv, watching tv, high heels, forbidden, forbidden fruit, tempt, tempts, temptation, temptations, party, parties
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
Tags:walk, walks, walking, lazy, laziness, lazy bones, bone idle, idle, idleness, dog, dogs, dog walking, dog walker, dog walk, dog walks, walkies, couch potato, couch potatoes, exercise, exercises, exercising, sloth, laze, laze around, lazing around, pet, pets, chill out, chills out, chilling out, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, deliberate misinterpretation, deliberate misinterpretations, watch tv, watching tv, watch television, watching television, aerobic activity, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoidance
Children's Dream Bedtime Routine
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, go to bed, goes to bed, going to bed, parent, parents, parenting, child, children, offspring, kid, kids, bedtime routine, bedtime routines, night owl, night owls, video game, video games, distraction, distractions, stay up, stays up, staying up, staying up late, watch tv, watching tv, watch television, watching television, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination
"OK, I never look at you anymore, but I can see you perfectly in my peripheral vision."
Tags:peripheral vision, periphery, vision, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, spouse, spouses, spousal neglect, neglect, neglecting, neglected, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married, married couple, doldrums, glance, glances, glancing, look, looks, looking, watch tv, watching tv, couch potato, couch potatoes, take for granted, taken for granted
"In local news: On Columbus Avenue today, a new cuisine mysteriously sprang up, flourished for a few hours, then just as mysteriously disappeared."
"It's only a remote dear... if you want better programs you will need a wand."
Tags:remote, remotes, remote control, remote controls, program, programs, tv program, tv programes, television program, television programs, nothing on, too many channels, quality control, lack of quality control, tv, tv show, tv shows, watch tv, watching tv, watches tv, programming, programme, programmes
A military general watches TV on a bomb.
"Shouldn't you be studying?
"Baldo, I've said it a million times! You watch too much TV!"
"What about something that requires a little more exercise?"
"Baldo, Gracie...tonight we're spending time together as a family."
"Baldo, stop wasting away your time! You should be planning for the future!"
'Of course, it makes you watch football and drink beer... what did you expect from a Male-Enhancer?'