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Bowling Pin on a Table
"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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Men's book clubs.
Tags:book, books, book club, book clubs, novel, novels, read, reading, reads, reader, readers, no sweat, watch, watching, watched, watches, watch the game, game, games, gaming, gamed, gamer, gamers, the game, football, football game, football games, baseball, baseball game, baseball gamesclose to home
'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'
Tags:surgeon, surgery, surgeons, nurse, game, games, gaming, match, matches, matching, score, see the score, scores, scored, scoring, inflamed gallbladder, gallbladder, gallbladders, watching the game, the game, watch, watching, watches, put the game on, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'
"I bet Pat Harper would be DELIGHTED to get a fan letter from you."
'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'
"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, patient, patients, analyst, analysts, psycho, psychoanalyst, psyhoanalysts, obeserves, observing, observation, observations, watch, watches, watching, evaluate, evaluates, evaluating, behaviour, behaviours, behavior, behaviors, mannerism, mannerisms, consult, consultation, consultations
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
Man is dumber because of his smartwatch.
As civilisation advances...
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"Why does he hate Tik Tok so much?"
Tags:trump, president trump, president donald trump, donald trump, the donald, app, application, tick, tock, clock, clocks, watch, watches, onomatopoeia, onomatopoeia, hate, hates, hating, hated, hatred, ban, bans, banned, banning, stop, stops, mobile phone application, apps, applications, prohibit, prohibits, prohibiting, prohibited, prohibition, forbid, forbade, forbids, forbidding, us politics
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking
"Late, as usual."
God being dismayed at the state of the world.
'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'
'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
'Well, I cannot believe it! For once you guys are actually sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner as though there are no games on at all!'
'What'd I miss?'
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Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
Tags:savings, alien, aliens, watch, watches, sales, salesperson, salespeople, offer, offers, door-to-door, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, discount, discounts, discounted, travelling salesman, travelling salesmen, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads
'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'
"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
Tags:technology, modern life, modern technology, electronics, electronic device, electronic devices, tracker, trackers, activity tracker, activity trackers, watch, watches, health tracker, health trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, activity band, activity bands, smart watch, smart watches, wearable, wearable technology, fashion, popular, trend, trends, trendy, track, tracks, tracking, personal data, personal privacy, invasion of privacy, salesmen, salesman, hacks, hacking, hacker, hackers, data tracking, loss of privacy, data, data collection, data gathering, big brother