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'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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Men's book clubs.
Tags:book, books, book club, book clubs, novel, novels, read, reading, reads, reader, readers, no sweat, watch, watching, watched, watches, watch the game, game, games, gaming, gamed, gamer, gamers, the game, football, football game, football games, baseball, baseball game, baseball gamesclose to home
'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'
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'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'
'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
Man is dumber because of his smartwatch.
"Hold on, I'm going to conference in my wrist."
Tags:modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technological, watch, watches, glasses, glass, monitor, gadget, gadgets, futurism, futuristic, conference, conferencing, call, calling, calls, caller, callers, video, video call, tablet, tablets, laptop, laptops, cell, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, phone, phones, multi task, multi-task, multi tasking, multi-tasking
'These new nuclear pesticides are four times more effective than chemicals, plus they're darned fun to watch!'
'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'
'Well, I cannot believe it! For once you guys are actually sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner as though there are no games on at all!'
'What'd I miss?'
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Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'
"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
Tags:technology, modern life, modern technology, electronics, electronic device, electronic devices, tracker, trackers, activity tracker, activity trackers, watch, watches, health tracker, health trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, activity band, activity bands, smart watch, smart watches, wearable, wearable technology, fashion, popular, trend, trends, trendy, track, tracks, tracking, personal data, personal privacy, invasion of privacy, salesmen, salesman, hacks, hacking, hacker, hackers, data tracking, loss of privacy, data, data collection, data gathering, big brother
A king watches a man walk a dog.
Another failed fish hypnotism.
'Why do I always have to be the lookout.'
"Never let anybody sell you a solar powered watch."
'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'
Tags:, television, televisions, watching, watch, watches, watched, watcher, watchers, wake, funeral, funerals, wakes, pry, pries, pried, remote, tv remote, remote, television remote, died, die, dies, dying, dead, passed away, passing away, passed on, lazy, laziest, typical man, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'
Tags:watch, watches, timepiece, timepieces, clock, clocks, timex, timex, mayan, mayans, timekeeping, found, find, finds, finding, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, dig, digs, digging, dug, historian, historians, mistake, mistaken, mistook, misunderstood, misunderstand, idiot, idiocythe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:profiteer, profiteering, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, targeted advertising, targeted ads, targeted adverts, algorithm, algorithms, the algorithm, online marketing, online shopping, watch, watches, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, contraband, street vendor, street vendors, gesture, gestures, mistake, mistaken, misinterpret, misinterpreted, misunderstand, misunderstood
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, session, sessions, appointment, appointments, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, stopwatch, stopwatches, stop watch, stop watches, stop-watch, stop-watches, watch, watches, clock, clocks, timing, warning, warnings, warn, time remaining, minutes, two-minute, two minutes, sport, sports, calling time, almost over, time's up, time's almost up, game over, limited time, healthcare, health care, mental health, doctor, doctors, modern life