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"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'
'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'
"So, who wants to go on a fifty-five-inch wide-screen TV run?"
"See Grouchy? We haven't missed a thing – the score is still nothing to nothing."
"I'm just saying' – seventeen TVs in this joint and you can't turn one to the dressage championship?"
"Would you get me another beer? I have the express written consent of major league baseball."
"Football takes my mind off basketball."
"Shouldn't you be writing some of this down?"
"Not now, Benjamin – Daddy's having a little quality time with himself."
'Wait! Yes! I'm making contact with your husband. He's in the next room watching a football game!'
'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'
'What's the score?'
"Gracie is watching a TV show on pioneering women just so I can't watch the game."
Carol simply couldn't relax knowing that at any moment five rowdy men might scream "FUMBLE!"
Watching the Game.