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"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
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"Bear in mind that we just bought string bikinis."
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"What you need to watch is the snacking between frenzies."
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'Ironically, despite our exponential growth, we have to downsize...'
"I'm not eating breakfast this morning, because I had my diet drink this morning. And I had a breakfast late last night anyway. I think I'll have an early lunch."
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'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'
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"Dear Santa, Enjoy the fat-free cookies, although you don't strike me as health-conscious."
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"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"
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"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."
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'I know you're on a diet, but they didn't HAVE any small ones!'
Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.
'I can't eat those. They go right to my hips.'
'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'
'I exercised all my life. Took my vitamins, watched my diet, and where did it get me? A major illness at one hundred and four.'
'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'
Elephant and large lady both balancing on the scales. They weigh the same.