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"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."
All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.
Circadian rhythms adjusted.
"My windproof, waterproof, shockproof lifetime guaranteed watch just fell down the sewer grate!"
"Could you change a battery, please?"
'I HATE Daylight Savings Time.'
'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'