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Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.
'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'
'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'
The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
"Drowning. What's new with you?"
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."
"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."
"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."
The First Commandment Of Euro-Diplomacy:Thou Shalt Not Parley Without Bottled Water
'Is it labor day already?'
Tags:labor day, labor, labour day, labour, celebrate, celebrates, celebrated, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swam, swum, swimming pool, swimming pools, pool, pools, drain, drained, drains, draining, dive, dived, dives, water, waters, watered, splat, splats, fall, falling, fallen, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."
Tags:water, water with lemon, lemon, lemons, cowboy, cowboys, restaurant, restaurants, ordering, order, orders, drink, drinks, beverage, beverages, fruit, fruits, unrealistic, expectations, high standards, desert, deserts, horseback, unavailable, annoying customer, customers, customer, picky, fussy, particular, choosy, high maintenance, canteen, canteens, high expectations, posh, upper class, upper crust, culture clash, culture clashes
"A twist...a twist..."
The wine and water lists.
Tags:pedalo, pedalos, racer, racing, races, raced, races, peddle, peddles, cycle, cycling, bicycling, bicycles, bicycle, cycles, competitive, leisure, leisurely, sport, sports, sporting, boat, boats, water, exercise, exercising, paddle boat, paddle-boat, pedal boat, pedal boats, pedal-boats, pedal-boat, paddleboat, paddleboats
"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, interest, interested, flirt, flirtatious, pick-up, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, lioness, watering hole, watering holes, pond, ponds, water, drink, drinks, drinking, confess, confession, confessions, notice, noticed, ask out
My first mistake.
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
'Whoa! Half empty! Definitely half empty!'
The amazing fountain of however old you happen to be.
"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, flood, flooding, great flood, dove, doves, animal, animals, returning, parking, parking regulations, suspended, suspension, parking places, parking spots, transportation, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, water, parking rules, parking restrictions
"Are you drinking plenty of water?"
Tags:summer, summertime, sun, sunny, heat, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, squirrel, squirrels, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, concern, concerned, sympathetic, caring, dehydrated, dehydration, hydrate, hydration, water
"This isn't really about water. This is about what's going on between us."
Tags:desert, deserts, deserted, lost, lost in the desert, dehydration, dehydrated, searching for water, water, lack of water, no water, thirst, thirsty, extreme thirst, argument, arguments, arguing, argue, argues, couple, couples, bickering couple, bickering couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, relationship issues, relationship issue, marital issue, marital issues