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'If I paid my sewer bill, how long would it take to get my water back on?'
"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."
Future Paybacks - water, $400 per barrel
"So I forgot to pay the water bill. At least the faucet stopped dripping."
'Mother... I'm calling health and safety if you don't get rid of the water meter.'
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"Liquidity problems?" "Yes, you've limited my water supply!"
"We can now pay our water bill online, and for the sheer joy of doing so, they only charge an extra $2 dollars."
"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning, water bill, the final warning."
"By the way, I've been meaning to speak to you about last month's water bill."
'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'
'Dear Home Owner, If you do not pay your overdue water bill immediately, we will be forced to discontinue your service. Cordially, The Water Department.'
"The electric bill is up. The water bill is up. The gas bill is up. It would be so nice if just one thing went down."
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
'Dear, do you realize how good I've been in keeping our water bill down?'
'Why don't you just go quietly? After all, they've only come about the water rates!'
Thames Water bills rocket.
'Never mind your head, what about the water?' (Jill holding water bill).