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'Water has become so scarce, we've had to dilute it...!'
"Forget waterboarding, son. How would you like 24 hours of in-flight safety instructions in Welsh?"
"Bloody hell! If I get another metered water bill like this, I'll have to start selling concentrated ale."
Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'
'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'
'Hey man - I'm going to try water boarding next.'
Man crawls through desert to find that the Water Board has installed a stand pipe.
Woman at standpipe: 'Excuse me, where will I find the hot tap?'
'So much for a flood alert - a leaking tap washer !'
Yorkshire Water plc "Time to take a leak gentlemen?"
The Source of the Thames...