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'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'
'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'
"My kid works here now."
'OK, listen up, everybody. Robinson has a plan for breaking out of here that I think may just work.'
'Get back to work. I don't pay you guys to stand around the water cooler all day.'
The new city water-cooler-discussion ordinance goes into effect, and certain employees are banished to the balcony.
"I just thought we should talk more."
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"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."
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'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'
"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
Tags:vodka, vodkas, water cooler, watercooler, watercoolers, water coolers, water-cooler, water-coolers, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, gossiped, office politics, corporate culture, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, rumour mill, rumor mill, rumour mills, rumor mills, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards
"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
Tags:water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
Tags:marooned, maroon, desert, deserts, thirsty, thirst, dying, dies, die, dead, died, dying of thirst, water cooler, office worker, office workers, slacking, slacker, slack, slacks, boss, work, worker, workers, working, missing the point, blame, blaming, blames, blamed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"
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Barrier around water cooler
"Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, am I right?
"Complaints are down, naps are up."
Tags:complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, complained, wine, wines, nap, naps, water cooler, water coolers, water-cooler, water-coolers, watercooler, watercoolers, working environment, work environment, work environments, working environments, workload, workloads, employee, employees, employee morale, worker morale, happy worker, happy workers, wine cask, wine casks, beer cask, beer casks
"You mean to tell me we're walking around with empty file folders."
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'He has to be older than he looks. He uses a watch to tell time.'
The Kind Of Synergy That Can Happen Only At The Office
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office environment, cubicle, cubicles, watercooler, water cooler, water-cooler, work sucks, wageslave, wage slave, synergy, buzzword, buzzwords, jargons, jargon, communication, communicate, communicates, team work, team working, team-work, teamwork, working together, friend, friendship, commiseration, commiserating, commiserate, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men
"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."
'Teleworking had many advantages but Colin missed the cut and thrust of discussing sales successes around the water cooler.'
"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"
"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."
"So how are the cut-backs affecting your department?"