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"I hear he turned water int wine, but it was a rather poor-quality Mesopotamian Cabernet."
'Come on Jesus, just one more miracle. Turn this water into coffee and I am good...'
Jesus' lesser known miracle at the wedding.
Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.
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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.
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'Can I make a request? How about a nice vintage Cabernet Sauvignon out of the water?'
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"Wine? Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"
'I turned wine into water.'
'Not much of a miracle - he turned it into Blue Nun!'
"Look ere, JC, if you carry on with this changing water into wine shtick, there's plent of lads out there willing to do you!"
"So he turned water into wine. It was a pedestrian, generic merlot."
"No wine for me, Jesus. I'm a beer guy."
'Hic! Son you are going to have to stop turning this water into wine or your mum is going to have a fit, hic!'
"Turning the water into wine was amazing, now how about some fruit punch for the kids."
'Hey! Who changed this water into wine?'
"At our last company part the new guy turned water into wine. I thought it was just a cheap trick, but now I know that he really is capable of miracles...he even understands pie charts!"
"I brought two waters. How did you end up with wine?"
'No, I cannot turn water into wine...'
'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'
"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."
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'I heard you turned water into wine. What strain of yeast do you use?'
"Oh my God, the mineral water!"
'What? Jesus turned water into wine for you? Why diddn't you asked for Champagne? It's more expensive.'
'We're pleased to report we turned water into wine, but that's about as far as we got...'
Special Skills? Turning water into wine.