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"This is the best water main break ever."
Plumber plugging a hole and trying to reach a valve.
"Now I remember. A water pipe broke in the basement."
Gardener digging and finding pipes.
'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'
'Fortunately it's the hot water pipe - it will save you having to wash your feet to-night.'
"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"
'Dear, that little problem you fixed this morning has developed into a major disaster.'
'Of course you can have some water Jimmy. We just have to wait for the people upstairs to turn their faucet on first.'
Venice Emergency Plumbing Service