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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
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'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'
I think it's time somebody changed our water!
'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'
'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'
"This batch tastes funny. Better boil it."
"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."
The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."
"I can remember when water was just wet."
'Whatever you've done, the water tastes fruity.'
'Why Ponce De Leon didn't find the fountain of youth.
'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'
'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'
'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'
'Sure, that's stopping the current chemical release, but what about the other 31 million unregulated chemicals out there?'
'The advantage of an electric eel is that it provides it's own power for its aerator.'
'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'
'I've never seen a Surgeon General's warning on water before.'
What really annoys me are all the empty bottles of designer water.'
'Toxic Waste Found on Beach.'
Septic Fields Forever.
'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'
Ideas that Failed: Fluoridated Beer and Wine.
'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'
'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'