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'Just make sure you don't throw out the bathwater with the baby; there's a shortage.'
'Is that the water authority? Can I use my hosepipe to pump out the basement?'
'To beat the hosepipe ban, Burt has come up with a way to water the garden that involves drinking 10 pints of pale ale.'
'Just remember we're not allowed to put any water in it.'
Death Valley - Twinned with Surrey.
'Glen is really being a trouper about adhering to the city's water-rationing ordinance.'
Global water shortage.
'Oh darling, a bottle of water! It's just what I wanted.'
"We're under stage four water restrictions!"
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Drought and animals
"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."
Bloody Hosepipe Ban!!!!
"I've heard about water-use efficiency but you're amazing."
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"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"
'Well we're all disappointed Mother, but with the hosepipe ban he's just had to put the suicide attempt on hold.'
Guilty Northern Pleasures.
Temptation rears its ugly head.
"A bath? No way! Where I come from, we never waste water on taking baths!"
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Floods and the Drought Warning.
'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'
Man showers in garden to get around the hosepipe ban.
'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'
Tips on dealing with the drought.
'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'