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'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'
'Just make sure you don't throw out the bathwater with the baby; there's a shortage.'
July: Drought in the garden can be a serious problem this month.
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But it is an offence to use a hosepipe without permission from the local authority.
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'To beat the hosepipe ban, Burt has come up with a way to water the garden that involves drinking 10 pints of pale ale.'
Global water shortage.
'Glen is really being a trouper about adhering to the city's water-rationing ordinance.'
'Honey, could you turn the water on?'
"We're under stage four water restrictions!"
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Drought and animals
"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."
'What are you rioting about?' - 'Nothing really, in this drought its the only time I can get the plants watered.'
"I've heard about water-use efficiency but you're amazing."
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Hosepipe Ban Loophole Found.
"A bath? No way! Where I come from, we never waste water on taking baths!"
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Spiro, Pusho and the Carwash
'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'
'Don't you know that a lot of people must die because they they don't have enough water? You better be thankful and stop moaning, mister!'
Tips on dealing with the drought.
'Yes, I'm prepared for a hosepipe ban.'
'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'
'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'
'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'
'Here's our wine list... but if you want water, you have to beg for it'
'Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'