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'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'
"You don't get water retention, dear. You get pizza retention."
'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'
'What do you mean you're thirsty? You had a drink just last week.'
'Not to worry. Water retention is a common symptom of menopause.'
'How could I be retaining water? -- I only drink beer.'
'Everything's a joke to you Fuscos! Even water retention!'
"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."
'You've a Thames Water variant of water retention.'
'I've been retaining water lately.'
'Father maybe gone some time!'
"It's probably a hormonal thing."
'My mom must have swallowed a sponge or something. I heard her say she's retaining water.'
"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."
'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'
"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."
"You're retaining oil."
Camels and Bars
"Yes, that's water retention."
'I was retaining water, so I cut out the salt. Now I retain gas.'
'My doctor says, my weight gain is mainly water retention.'
I think I'm retaining water.
"My doctor says, my weight gain is mainly water retention."
'He comes in here only once in a while but then, he makes half the monthly turnover'