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"The duck stays!"
"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
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"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'
"I'll be honest, Raymond. I don't give a crap about the wetlands."
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Endangered waterfowl with sign: 'Will work for habitat.'
"He acts all swan-like, but he's just a grebe."
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Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'
The Odd Duck
'Oh no, it's a funny tern.'
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'It's true what they say, dear. The first thing to go is your buoyancy.'
"He was a great-looking guy and a fabulous listener. A month later I found out he was a decoy."
Migration Flight Plan
"Either Those Ducks are Dead Or We're Standing Upside Down In A Lake."
"I got tired of webbed feet."
Heron in the coat.
Swan in a trenchcoat.
'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'
"Well, no wonder! You're blowing a dork call, not a duck call!"
"I'm a canard, not a duck."
"It doesn't look like a goose bump to me. It's more like a concussion!"