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"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, stick, sticks, stick arm, stick arms, resolution, resolutions, new years resolution, new years resolutions, winter, winters, snow, snows, snowing, snowy, snowed, action, actions, weak, weakness, feeble, feebleness, determined, determination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I told you. This is NOT a good age to throw a surprise birthday.'
Average dog sits at bar and looks nervously at a big tough dog, who has the words BAD DOG tattooed on his paws.
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, bad dog, bad dogs, tattoo, tattoos, tough, rough, bad boy, bad boys, smoking, smoker, smokers, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, meek, unassuming, weak, normal, average, scary, tough guy, tough guys, personal appearance, personal style
Head of Decisive Action - 'What do the focus groups think we should do?'
"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."
"One day, when he's old and feeble, he'll be in a nostalgic mood, and he'll come up here to see us again, and to reminisce―and then we'll get him!"
Tags:horror, toy, toys, doll, dolls, plaything, playthings, childhood, childhood toys, child, children, kid, kids, boy, boys, alive, come alive, plan, plans, planning, plot, plots, plotting, murder, murders, murdering, killing, kill, revenge, attack, vengeance, retribution, justice, owner, owners, nostalgia, nostalgic, reminisce, old, feeble, weak, old man, old men, unexpected, surprise, evil, attic, locked away, forgotten, unloved, unused
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
Tags:moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha male, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominant, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, mating, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, macho, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances, gender
'Yes, two thousand dollars does seem expensive but remember, that's in today's dollars.'
"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
Tags:general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armed forces, armed, forces, i.t., computers, computing, computer, internet, nerd, nerdy, geek, geeky, cyber, cyberspace, cyber war, cyber warfare, intelligence, hacking, hackers, weak, frail, small, puny, intelligence gathering, technology, compute, information technology
Protein Powder Irony
'If you really must know, I didn't give you a bonus this year because you're small,weak and I know I can take you.'
'Your dad might be stronger, but my dad's smarter.'
"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."
Tags:death, dead, flu, influenza, sick, sickness, ill, illness, weak, weakened, shock, shocks, shocking, tax code, tax codes, tax, taxes, doing taxes, money, finances, personal finances, tax law, tax laws, taxation, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, internal revenue code, mourning, grieving, bereaved, widow, widows, politics, government, governments
'It won't work, I'm Jewish!'
"They're very time-sensitive."
Tags:alien, aliens, death, deaths, ufo, u.f.o., grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, dead, dies, dying, age, aging, old age, degenerate, health, healthy, gravestone, gravestones, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, et, e.t., inferior, weak, weaker, space, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, space travel
"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"
'My philosophy is spend the dollar before it gets any weaker!'
'Your serves are a little weak. Practicing with this ball should solve that problem.'
"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."
Tags:submissive, sub, subs, submissive role, submissive roles, dominant, dominance, power struggle, power struggles, marriage, marriages, modern marriage, modern marriages, emasculate, emasculates, emasculating, emasculation, role, roles, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, paul newman, harry dean stanton, control, weak, weakness, authority, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses
'The pound and I seem to be weakening at the same rate.'
"I get no kick from champagne."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, beer, beers, champagne, weak, strong, tuxedo, tuxedos, fancy dress, formal, black tie, social status, social class, upper class, high class, snob, snobs, pretentious, pompous
'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'