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"I begged you not to drink all that blood. Now you'll just have to hold it in until sunset."
'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'
"Yeah, the movie affected me deep inside too! It was so long, I had to use the restroom 4 times."
'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'
Doctor recommending patient for judiciary
'You have to run to the bathroom every 30 minutes? Have you tried crossing your legs?'
Calm. Tranquility. - 'Sanctuary.' - 'I need a wee!!! What are you doing in there?!' - 'I was finding inner peace until your weak bladder interrupted me...' -
Beware - Piss Bull,
"T'was the night before Xmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder."