Wears Cartoons and Comics

'The test results are in. The tightness in your chest and numbness in your extremities are caused by the biking outfit you're wearing.'

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"Is it true that cures the coronavirus?"

The 3 kinds of Zoom Shorts

"That look is so last week."

"Back in my day, we wore masks, stayed six feet apart, and lived for the moments in between panic attacks."

"Now, I should mention ... there are a few side effects."

"Since when do you wear animals?"

"I don't take off the mask until the third date."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Interactivewear.

'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'

"Forgot to brush my teeth."

'Look at those dang fool teenagers, wearin' their pants hangin' down low like a coupla idiots!'

'If you were a girl, my car insurance would be 30 percent less. I want you to wear this whenever you're driving.'

Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.

"They said we had to wear a mask."

'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"What are you wearing? Pant... pant...!

"No, don't worry about it, it definitely looks better on you."

"They're spares."

"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.