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'I'm weary of this not-in-my-backyard mentality.'
"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"
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Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.
Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).
'I don't trust the government because I don't trust the corporations that run the government.'
'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'
'Same old, same old.'
'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'
Add your kids' ages together...
'I'm sorry I told you the sky was falling. I was going through a very stressful time. Can we do lunch?'
'Dept. of energy ... In which we're constantly in short supply.'
News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.
'Here comes that gypsy moth again.'
'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'
Be afraid. Be very afraid.