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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
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"How long has it been, Fenwick, since you weaseled your way into this corporation?"
"Oh come on fella's. I said I'd let you know!"
"That's life, Ellen. You're going to have a face like a ferret.''
'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'
"So, you won't talk, eh?"
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"Most of that report is just lies, Mr. President. Although, technically you are a member of the weasel family."
"You're not leaving until we know everything."
"Relocating you won't be a problem, Pal...finding a plastic surgeon will!"
2348 BC: Noah's Nark
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'No way I'm going to your cousin's wedding. It can't be that hard to come up with an excuse. After all, we are a couple of weasels.'
'He's at it again. I told you he was a stool pigeon.'
'Uh-huh. And what does a kumquat denote?'
Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!
'Yes, eagles may soar... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!'
'Mom' Goes the Weasel
'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'
"Before we continue, Joey, we'd like you to open this heartfelt 'Goodbye coworker' card."
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'I crossed a weasel with a politician, and I just got another politician.'
'Well, I'm not leaving until I speak to that little weasel.'
Man carrying prey is about to crash into woman carrying a cat.
On the Set of the Mulberry Bush
I have to say Mr Weasel: Your going 'pop' like this is concerning...
'We'll get by with some money I've saved, my part time job, and my payments as an F.B.I. informer...'
"Mom! Dad's not using his indoor voice!"