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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
'It's a market vane. It helps me keep track of the trade winds.'
"This cold front is pushing towards Phoenix, but Phoenix's not having any of it."
'It looks like Reindeer!!'
"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"
"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."
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'Snow again, today...'
"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"
'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
"For those of you headed to the office, today will be 68 degrees and fluorescent."
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News Wear World
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"We'd love to come, but the weather mongers have paralyzed us with fear."
"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."
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"When we're right, we're right."
Enemy of the people.
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'Today the hurricane finally fizzled out when it reached states where 'the buffalo roam and the skies are not cloudy all day.''
"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."
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It's Really, Really, Really, Hot!
"Rain in the Northeast, clear skies to the south, while large portions of the Midwest continue to be blanketed by Shirley MacLaine's aura."
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The Panic Forecast
'Ever thought of seeing a meteorologist?'
'Newsflash: Experts are warning that overloading the Cloud with billions of bytes could cause massive rain and flooding.'
"To get people's attention we're naming climate events after horror movies."
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"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."