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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
'It's a market vane. It helps me keep track of the trade winds.'
'It looks like Reindeer!!'
"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"
"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."
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'Snow again, today...'
"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"
News Wear World
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"We'd love to come, but the weather mongers have paralyzed us with fear."
"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."
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'Today the hurricane finally fizzled out when it reached states where 'the buffalo roam and the skies are not cloudy all day.''
"When we're right, we're right."
It's Really, Really, Really, Hot!
The Panic Forecast
'Ever thought of seeing a meteorologist?'
'Newsflash: Experts are warning that overloading the Cloud with billions of bytes could cause massive rain and flooding.'
"To get people's attention we're naming climate events after horror movies."
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"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."
'That's except for viewers in Scotland who have their own weather... '
"We're seeing a widespread casual low developing on Friday, looking to be settling in..."
"Looks like acid."
April 20: The weather continues sunny and warm.
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'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'
"But it's a wet heat."
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"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."