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The Weather Channel could not find a single tropical storm anywhere: "That's scary!"
"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"
"I tolerate their inaccurate weather predictions because I love their graphics."
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"Stop looking at the weather map, and just admit that we're lost!"
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Simplified weather map.
Finally they get it 100% right!
"See a trend?"
Death by Isobath
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"Tomorrow will start dark, get lighter, and then get dark again."
"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."
The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast
'We're experiencing a combination of snow and hail...'
Weather in the US
"Looks like we still have a few concerns..."
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Be careful out there, there will be learner drivers, here and here.
"When this front of mindless blather collides with that unstable system of yammering twaddle, it will produce a storm of mind-numbing drivel, accompanied by gusts of hot air and scattered showers of nonsensical gibberish."
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"Looks like the weatherman got his forecast right today."
"Well, there appears to be a huge 'H' in the sky above Illinois and Indiana. You folks out there might wanna check out out. And a line of arrow looking thingies is stretching from Minnesota all the way down to, where is that Arizona or New Mexico?..."
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