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"I know I promised to be faithful but I hadn't counted on the 'El Nino' effect."
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How to Tell Spring is Here.
"The gods have mixed feelings."
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Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?
'Have you noticed we are getting once in a decade storms every year now'
"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."
Tags:global warming, climate change, depressed, depression, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, sad, sadness, wild fires, weather, weather pattern, weather patterns, science, scientist, scientists, environment, environmental, environmental destruction, planet, pollution, pollutant, pollutants, mental health, problem, problems, politics, political, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, selfishness, problem, personal problem, personal problems, self-centered, self-centred
'Isn't that Hurricane Thelma heading this way?'
Malcolm Brings His Cloud With Him Wherever He Goes
2012 warmest year on record so far.
"No, but I saw Purple Rain."
"Tell me again about the time before the sands came."
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'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'
"I'm dancing, resting, dancing and resting because it's an intermittent rain dance!"
"I thought he was on our side, capitano!"
'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'
"Now, that's what I call dense fog..."
Death by Isobath
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"These people aren't too good at waking up to wake-up calls."
El Nino and the World's Climate
"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"
'Why doesn't good weather ever end with good weather?'
"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"
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