Weather Reporter Cartoons and Comics

The Art of Bantering!

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."

"I see rain in the near future. And for your full forecast, call me now and for ninety-nine cents a minute I'll tell you."

Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.

Queen and Price Philip at home.

Teen Weather

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Weather Forecast: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I can see clearly!'

Weather prediction is guesswork.

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

"He's a weatherman, and even down here he's only right half the time."

'I can't find today's weather report. I guess I'll just make it up. Hahahaha!'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

"I said I'll do the sports now!"

"If you ask me, this idea of live on-the-spot reports from dangerous weather sites had finally gone too far..."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'We've certainly come a long way from just a twenty per cent chance of precipitation in the form of snow.'

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

'Looks like we'll be getting a new television meteorologist pretty soon.'

Who's that poor chap...a banker? Weather forecaster!

'We're experiencing a combination of snow and hail...'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'