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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
5 day forecast.
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"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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'Snow again, today...'
'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
"For those of you headed to the office, today will be 68 degrees and fluorescent."
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"We'd love to come, but the weather mongers have paralyzed us with fear."
Enemy of the people.
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"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."
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"Rain in the Northeast, clear skies to the south, while large portions of the Midwest continue to be blanketed by Shirley MacLaine's aura."
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'Once again, there is no conclusive evidence of climate change. From Fairbanks, Alaska, this is Joe Matthews reporting.'
"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."
'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'
"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."
"But it's a wet heat."
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"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"
"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."
"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."
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The Art of Bantering!
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'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'
"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."
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'Isn't that Hurricane Thelma heading this way?'