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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'
"This cold front is pushing towards Phoenix, but Phoenix's not having any of it."
"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"
'Snow again, today...'
'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
"We'd love to come, but the weather mongers have paralyzed us with fear."
Enemy of the people.
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"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."
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"Rain in the Northeast, clear skies to the south, while large portions of the Midwest continue to be blanketed by Shirley MacLaine's aura."
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'Once again, there is no conclusive evidence of climate change. From Fairbanks, Alaska, this is Joe Matthews reporting.'
"Looks like acid."
"But it's a wet heat."
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"Then your app is wrong. It's definitely snowing."
'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'
"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"
"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."
"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."
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The Art of Bantering!
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'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'
"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."
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'Isn't that Hurricane Thelma heading this way?'
"In the forecast, I expect a hurricane of wrath at my address when my wife finds out what I've been spending all our money on."
"We're expecting some major accumulation."
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"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."
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