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'I've already diagnosed myself on the web but I thought I'd come in for a second opinion.'
"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"
Spider's Web Trampoline
Tags:spider, spiders, spider web, spiders web, spider webs, spider's web, spiders webs, spider's webs, trap, traps, trick, trickery, tricking, tempt, tempting, temptations, web, webs, trampoline, trampoline, predator, predators, prey, toy, toys, child, kid, kids, childhood, araneae, arachnids, arachnid
For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
Tags:work, working, worker, workers, worked, tire, tires, tired, sleepy, sleep, sleeps, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, quest, quests, internet, website, websites, web, webs, net, nets, site, sites, discreet, discreetly, avoid, avoids, attention, attentions, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, close to home
'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'
Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.
Tags:online, internet, web, webs, website, site, site, net, nets, ditch, ditches, ditching, cancel, cancels, cancelling, fire, fires, alarm, alarms, coffee, trader, traders, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, desperate, desperation, escape, escapes, bad, mismatched, mismatch, mismatching, close to home
'Shouldn't we refer to visits to out website as something other than hits?'
A spiders web crossword
The president of MySpace.com at home.
'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'
"Should we agree on a safe word?"
Web Content Management
'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'
'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'
'How did you waste time before the internet?'
'We did it Earl! We'll make the spider hall of fame for this!'
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, arachnid, arachnids, spider, spiders, strand, strands, silk, web, webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, relationship, relationships, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, picking up, flattery, wordplay, word play, pun, puns
"Actually....ALL my kids are Web Designers...."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."
Tags:startle, startles, startling, spider, spiders, arachnid, arachnids, phobia, phobias, arachnophobia, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, frightening, spider web, spider webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, web, webs, psychology, common fear, common fears, hypocrites, hypocrite, hypocrisy, halloween
"...Webs are spun. Not woven, or knitted or crocheted. They are SPUN. Say it with me, SSPUUNNN.'
Tags:spinning, spinning class, spinning classes, textile, textiles, crafts, arts and crafts, arts & crafts, knitting, knitted, knitting needle, knitting needles, crochet, crochets, crocheting, spider, spiders, bug, bugs, web, webs, spider's web, spider's webs, spiders web, spiders web, textile lesson, textile lessons
'Visit my website.'
Rate My Santa.com
"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."