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'I was real visionary. I was a web designer before there was an internet.'
'A picture is usually worth a 1000 words, but on your mobile site it's worth 800 words.'
"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."
'I used to be a Zen Master, but I found I have more control as your Web Master!'
'Dad, who said, "You can't go home again?"'
"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."
"I can help with your website..." "Not a minute too soon!"
'This manual should help you navigate our site.'
"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."
"Higgins is our new mobile website designer."
'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'
'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'