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"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."
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Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?
"I have sold my car so I can afford this wedding."
'I've fully costed my wedding plans, Daddy.'
"Dad, stop saying you have a stake in this because you have to pay for the wedding!"
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'Your parents wrote this prenup stating you two will stay together at least long enough to justify your costly wedding.'
"Can you give me a little extra today, sir? - I'm getting married tomorrow."
'Marry you? - In THIS economy?'
'It's from my father. He heard about our pending divorce and he wants a refund for the wedding.'
"How much does it cost to get married? I don't know, I haven't finished paying yet!"
'What will it cost me for you to elope?'
Toast lovers before and after
'You pay back the loan to get married. Why don't you reposses my wife? '
'It's only fair. My father couldn't afford to pay for the wedding, and yours could.'
'Let's cut to the chase- how much is it going to cost me to give my daughter away?'
"If I'm giving her away, how come it's costing me three thousand quid?"
"She's in a borrowed dress and I'm in a rented tux...throw money!"
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"We've decided to get married, so any chance of giving one of us a raise?"
"Your parents added this line: 'You do solemnly pledge to stay together long enough to make the cost of this wedding worth it."
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"We'll do it later - I believe it's bad luck to show the bill to the bride's father before the wedding."
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