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Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?
"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."
"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"
'I finally found a minister who'll marry us... now all we have to do decide is who gets to wear the wedding gown.'
'My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturiser, and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet. At this rate I won't fit into my wedding gown.'
"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."
'-and it will and come up as new over and over.'
DRESS FOR SUCCESS, 'All it says is, 'Avoid wedding gowns.''
Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train