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"It says in lieu of gifts, we should not show up."
"This is Dave, my friend plus."
'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'
"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."
"Well, that takes care of sending out the wedding invitations."
'No way I'm going to your cousin's wedding. It can't be that hard to come up with an excuse. After all, we are a couple of weasels.'
"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."
"That has to be the largest wedding cake I've ever seen. Just how many guests did they invite?"
'‘Join us for a pathetic affirmation of our otherwise insignificant existence, star billing in a manufactured melodrama.' I think it's a wedding invitation.'
"On your desks you will find the invitations to our wedding but, please, don't feel forced to attend. Sending us your gifts will be enough."
'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'
'Most of my customers met online.'
'Are you sure we remembered everyone...?'
'It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests.'
"I really like the design of that one, and the price seems right. I guess now I've just got to go out and meet someone."
'They must want cash. They're registered at three banks and two credit unions.'
"Still can't decide? Gee, why doesn't that surprise me?"
"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."
"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."
"I'll need about a dozen. One of them is bound to say yes."
"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"