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"It says in lieu of gifts, we should not show up."
"Well, that takes care of sending out the wedding invitations."
'No way I'm going to your cousin's wedding. It can't be that hard to come up with an excuse. After all, we are a couple of weasels.'
"That has to be the largest wedding cake I've ever seen. Just how many guests did they invite?"
'‘Join us for a pathetic affirmation of our otherwise insignificant existence, star billing in a manufactured melodrama.' I think it's a wedding invitation.'
"On your desks you will find the invitations to our wedding but, please, don't feel forced to attend. Sending us your gifts will be enough."
'Are you sure we remembered everyone...?'
"I really like the design of that one, and the price seems right. I guess now I've just got to go out and meet someone."
'When you invited me to your wedding, I thought it was only as a guest.'
"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."
"I'll need about a dozen. One of them is bound to say yes."